Break a Wish

The game is quite fun and simple,heres how it goes:

first poster would make a wish,then the next poster would break that wish and make a wish himself,

example:
shazee:I wish to be the king
Evil:You did become a king,the king of noobs. I wish to be a lawyer(the wish should be 2 spaces below the wish breaker)
reggieYou didn't have enough money to study at law school. I wish to be the president.

And it goes on....

hope you guys understand.
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Let me start:
i wish i had a own flyff private server xD